Championship Point

In true holiday style, we’ve both been too lazy to update Alopecia much. There's plenty of drafts waiting to go but I’d rather eat leftover ham. And since we’re the only ones who read this, it doesn’t really matter.

But.. The thing we’re most excited about, which always kicks off the year has arrived. Actually, it's half over. Which makes this post still relevant. It's been a long countdown since Zeus put a stop to our final festivities last time. We’re experts now. The masters of all situations. Savvy organisers. Preparation ninja’s.

It's time. So we might take this opportunity to have a little talk to ourselves and raise a few key points from past experiences. For instance:

- You are NOT hotter than Brooklyn Decker. Clearly. Just because she's a few seats away and you've downed a bottle of vodka does not give you the right to update your Facebook status saying you are better looking than her. She is a swimsuit model and you eat too many burgers. You both have your place in the world.

- RL Arena foyer is not a holding ground for idiots who hit on 17 year old volunteers while their amigo trains it home to get more vodka. There's no need.

- Sitting next to the Croatian and Czech fans will always make your day more interesting. It is also a guaranteed way to get escorted out. Fun.

- Swiss fans are super gay. And deserve to be mocked. Some Swiss players even 'quit' their families to focus on their tennis. If only it were that easy.

- Apparently it is the only day of the year you are allowed to wear a backpack. I beg to differ. And will not carry it.

- The shit rule of reserving seats for a certain amount of change of ends is just that. A shit rule. And if you actually get all upset about it etc etc, we will abuse you behind your back.

- Shirt changes are definite highlights. But it's like a goal in soccer. Guaranteed to miss it.

- Fernando Verdasco will never love you. Turns out he actually doesn't even know you're alive. Who knew?!

Remember the above as we take on the world and try to rule the game of life. I try my best, no?

Game, Set, Match.